How to scare a man #4368

Upon the arrival of your first post partum period casually walk up to your man who happens to be holding a very squirmy, somewhat fussy baby (this is a must for full effect) and tell him the following: "Congratulations! We can officially get pregnant again! I just got my first post partum period. " Then smile real big (let the excitement of ovulation really show!) and wait for the priceless reaction that's sure to come. In my case, the reaction was one of surprised horror with a jaw drop followed by "Isn't this one"-lifting Cati for emphasis-"enough work?" Needless to say I fell into a hysterical fit of giggles seeing my man break so quickly and easily.